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Showing posts with label safeway. Show all posts
Showing posts with label safeway. Show all posts

Saturday, June 9, 2007

The other side of shopping

I've been putting off going to Safeways for three weeks now. I really hate Safeways. So today, having finally completely finished the butter and being on my emergency toothpaste, I could put it off no longer. The food situation is actually even worse than it looks. Some of what little food is here is well over its use by date. I suppose I don't hate Safeways that much. But I do hate the parking lot outside Safeways. In America they seem never to paint lines or make it clear in any way in parking lots who is supposed to give way to who. As Safeway is always very crowded on a Saturday, the parking lot is always very busy and the lack of obvious logic about how it works, as far as traffic flows are concerned, just makes it all the more stressful. Worse, and this is something about America I'm still struggling to understand, why do Americans plant themselves opposite a car that's pulling out of a space, blocking all the other traffic whilst doing so, so they can have the space that the car is vacating. Why not just drive around until you see a free space, thus avoiding all the congestion that the sitting and waiting in the parking lot with no obvious traffic flow causes? When I write my list about what I like and don't like about America, the American attitude to cars will, I'm sure, come pretty near my list of dislikes.
Americans are also notoriously litigious, so the above sign is obviously Safeways being mega careful. I didn't even hear any noise of construction. Also, where are you supposed to get the ear plugs from? As most people that go to Safeways seem to wander round with cellphones permanently stuck to their ears, how are they supposed to do that with ear plugs in? I'm sure they'd find a way.

Seen in the "Foreign foods" section today, which is where I can buy decent tea. I wondered if Safeways decided they had to stick the label with "dressing" onto the bottle in case Americans think Salad Creme is for external use only, like hand creme. Maybe it should be. Do any Americans really buy salad creme?

The shopping cart (as they say in America, and now probably all over the world thanks to to popularisation of the term by Amazon.com, etc) was very full today. I needed two trips back from the car to get the stuff up to the apartment. You will see that I managed to find some HP Sauce in the foreign foods section today.

To me it always seems a peculiar form of torture to put these terrible magazines next to the checkouts. My eyes always end up drawn to them, even though I can't stand them, in the same way that my eyes are always drawn to the American sports on the big tellys in the bars here, even though I have no clue about American sports. People even ask me the scores sometimes, I have no idea. If I was a pessimist, which I'm not, these magazines would convince me there is little hope for society. I just can't imagine why anyone would want to read about some "celebrity's" cellulite. I believe, although I don't have one, there is much more of this kind of thing on American telly. I suppose I was never much good at popular culture.

Monday, May 7, 2007

Hot Car, Empty Safeways

I had the car cleaned on Sunday.




There is a Garage just up the road from me where some nice Mexicans will clean your car for you, inside and out, for $35! This is great for me, as I have no facilities to clean my car here, and even if I did, I am hopeless at that kind of thing. I still own another car in the UK and my Dad cleans it every Sunday. My car here is worth about 10 times the cost of the car back home, and the car here gets cleaned here once a year if it's lucky. I think it does look magnificent now though. The thing about cleaning cars in this area though, is that because it's so dry here, they only last about a day before the dust starts building up on them again. So the photo above needed to be taken quickly, before it lost it's shine as usual!


Temperature was well over 30c at it's height today, which is uncomfortable for me. I struggled to hold the car's steering wheel today, as the inside had heated up so much when it was in the parking lot. When the weather is very hot here, sometimes the flaky electricity supply gives out, because everyone has their air con on, and we all have to melt in the heat. Happily that, as far as I know has never happened in this apartment complex. But when I was leaving the underground garage today to go to my yoga class (very Californian, I know!), the electric garage doors stuck halfway and all the lights went out. They all came back on after about 15 seconds, but looking at the disturbed clocks and computer equipment in the apartment, it seems the power went off again for quite a time over lunchtime. Thankfully, I missed all that and did not have to survive without aircon. I did try again, to do without it today, by getting the windows open early. But I have realised that anything over about 24c and you can't get by without the aircon - well, not comfortably anyway. This place is an office as well as a home after all!


A trip to boring old Safeways at Rivermark Plaza on Sunday, I was there about 9.30am, which is VERY early for me. But, like a lot of the Bay Area there is a lot of building going on in this area, local infrastructure is getting stretched, and the parking lot at Safeways can be a nightmare later on.


And, horror - they are re-arranging Safeways! I'm bad enough at shopping at the best of times, I don't need re-arranging! There were lots of empty shelves and the ex-pat UK food section got moved. I had a few moments of terror when I thought it may be gone altogether, I thought, maybe they are not making enough money selling chocolate digestives and typoo tea. But happily, the section had just been re-located. There was not a lot there on Sunday though, good thing I had previously stocked up and didn't need too much. I have the Hob Nobs already - so didn't buy them!

Monday, April 9, 2007

Tom's Dinner - Why are onions so big in America?


I'm not a natural cook. I tend to think of it as a bit like reading novels, something I'm not a natural at, but it should be good for me, if I keep trying.

I'm off to the UK on Saturday, and I'm trying to finish up all my food that is in the fridge and is only past it's sell by date by a week or so, so I made Chinese with the noodles tonight that should have been used by last week.

American supermarkets are really different from the ones in the UK. All the packet sizes are different, all the brands are different, they don't do quiche (someone at work told me quiche was "very '80's" - well, so am I!), they have a whole row just for peanut butter, they don't have that handy green label that tells you what's vegetarian and what's not, and the check out people always say - "do you want help out today?". Most strange. "Did you find everything today" is an even stranger one. I never do. Where's the quiche?

I took me months, but I found out that there is a little corner of Safeways at Rivermark Plaza, just up the road from here, that will be forever Britain. There are two rows of Jaffa Cakes, chocolate digestives, brown sauce, and proper tea. They don't do the Sunday Post, but that would be too much to ask.

BTW I just remembered (it's funny how your mind works), I was dreaming about the Sunday Post last night. I had read most if it through, and just remembered that I still had the "Fun Section" to read. Well, "The Broons" was always about coincidence I suppose....

Anyway - as if I need an excuse not to cook with proper vegetables and all, for some reason you can only buy these gigantic onions in Safeway. So you either have to have a whole onion festival for tea, only use one half and put the other half back in the fridge to use in two weeks time, which'll be the next time I get round to cooking for myself, or you chuck the other half down the waste disposal. All rather unsatisfactory alternatives, in my opinion.

So there is another thing I don't understand about America.

I had another question today about driving in America, about rights of way and emerging into traffic, but it was so boring that I forgot to ask anyone about it.

I'm secretly scared of the waste disposal unit too - but that's another story.......

p.s. The spell checker wants to turn "Jaffa Cakes" into "Java Cakes", a nice open source spelling alternative there. After the CTO of Yahoo was nasty about Solaris (see my very first post to this blog), their spell checker is pro Java!
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I'm a 40 something Scottish person who lives in the USA. I'm also an aspiring part time musician and songwriter.